Pepe Roni
Pepe is a 21 year old, 315 lb. fullback for Notre Dame's Fighting Irish college football team. He is complaining of a bad taste in his mouth after he eats his favorite dinner, 5 slices of pepperoni pizza with 4 beers. He also is experiencing chest pain and is afraid he might be having a heart attack. The last time this happened, he tried getting in bed, but his pain only got worse.